You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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