so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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