508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
