So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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