You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
ok first of all what the fuck
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