thus making me awesome and them whores
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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