yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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