She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Still dying that you shit outside
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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