worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I will be naked everywhere
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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