so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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