I need to stop coming to work sober
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dick very happy bro
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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