if you like me you must not know who I am
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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