I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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