just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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