Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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