Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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