Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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