im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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