i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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