So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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