Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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