My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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