The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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