I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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