Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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