can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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