you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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