just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
did i just pee glitter
I need to align my fucking chakras
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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