I wish i was in the wii world.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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