Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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