3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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