So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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