Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
last night I used snow as a chaser
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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