I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I love having hate sex.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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