You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
