i just google imaged poop.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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