Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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