How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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