PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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