Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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