i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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