i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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