i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
And then he peed in my hair
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