You work out of a Hotel?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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