dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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