Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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