Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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