why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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