Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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