Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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