we're blogging at a bar
I love having hate sex.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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