Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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